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Chris Simmance

The Best SEO & PPC Jokes

30th May 2013 SEO | 25 Comments


ClownsWho says SEO isn’t fun?… Well a few people I suppose…. But what do they know! After winning Sitevisibility’s Brighton SEO joke competition I thought I would share some of the SEO & PPC related jokes I have come up with over the last few months. A few of the team also got involved with their own jokes. Some of these are hilarious…Others, not so much; but nonetheless I’m sharing them. Feel free to use the ‘Tweet This’ button to share them too!.. Even the bad ones!

These are all Kooztom-made for your entertainment so enjoy!

Panda & Penguin Jokes

How does @Google decide who to hit hardest with Penguin updates?….. Flipper Coin!
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What do the Pandas like to eat? [Bamboo] [Bamboo Shoots] [Bamboo Leaves] [Bamboo Stems]
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What do the Penguins @Google use to catch their fish?….Link Bait!
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What do you get if you cross a Penguin and a Panda? A Ranking Problem!!
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Why is it wrong to have lots of Pandas in the same cage at the Zoo? It could be considered stuffing!
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If fish is a Penguins’ favourite food what’s its least favourite?…SPAM
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Why have so many people Unfollowed Google Panda on Twitter? Because they post too many updates.
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Why have all Penguins been left out of the Antarctic world cup team? Because they cause too many penalties!
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SEO & PPC Puns

What does an SEO and part time chiropractor fix? Back links.
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A trampoline site got in touch …Yet another client that has a high bounce rate.
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Just got back from a #BrightonSEO. I was given room 404 in the hotel I stayed at. Couldn’t find it anywhere!
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What is an SEO’s favorite music?…Heavy Meta!
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Heathrow Airport called….They want us to add more landing pages!
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The local church emailed earlier… They wanted us to see if we can improve their Conversion Rates.
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Billboards4U sent some good feedback…Since starting SEO they’ve seen some real signs of improvement!
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What is a pirate’s favourite PPC metric? CT-Rrrrrrrrr
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A loft instalation site got in touch…they are having problems with their recent conversions.
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How many SEOs does it take to change a bulb, lightbulb, lightbulbs, lighting, lights
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The Army, apparently they’re experiencing problems with their rankings.
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The Army just had a site audit and their page hierarchy needs looking into.
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Learn To Fly .com have really seen their site’s rankings take off since starting an SEO project.
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Coffee Lovers .com are still having ranking problems. It all stems from the Caffeine update.
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The locksmith got in touch recently looking for new Keyword research to be done for his site.
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The England international football team got in touch. They need more goals set up… And don’t want penalties.
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The hospital emailed. They have seen a decrease in referrals from the local doctors.
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The local Chiropractor are using a few PPC ideas in their pricing structure. Cost per Click is one idea…
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A local variety act got in touch and they want to use PPC to get more Impressions for their shows. Tweet This

The parrot appreciation society got in touch. They are having duplicate content issues.
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A bed site has lost all their rankings. Apparently their site has a lot of downtime.
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Jokes from the team

Oliver EwbankJokes from Ollie;

What did the victim say to the SEO stalker? Nofollow!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? No one because all of your rankings have gone!
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What did the SEO say to the fire brigade about their rankings?… It’s a slow burn.
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Emma NorthOne from Emma;

Why did the Penguin attack the leopard? Because he thought it was the lynx.
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A few from Rob;

Rob ArkellWhat deodorant do SEO’s wear? Lynx
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Why did the SEO lose all of his friends? He was Anti-Social.
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What’s a pirates favourite part of SEO? WebinARGHHHHHHHSS
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I hope you have enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed putting them together. I think the team here at Koozai will be more than happy that I’ve stopped laughing to myself at my desk and sharing the ‘best ones’ with them!

Prove the nay-sayers wrong and share your jokes in the comments! I know there are some funny SEO people out there!!

 

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Chris Simmance About the author

Chris Simmance

Chris has worked in the travel industry for the last 8 years, much of that working overseas in ski resorts, so he has a fantastic understanding of thriving in competitive sectors. His last project was social media management and website development for a leading travel company.

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